SAT Victim

"I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind."

— Edgar Allan Poe (via story-dj)

9 years ago, June 15th / 8,129 notes

why do all women want a 6'0"+ tall guy with a 6 pack and a 6"+ dick?
because satan. 666. y'all are demons. i just proved it. satan worshippers. illuminati.

9 years ago, June 15th / 154,512 notes

boredpanda:

If Animals Could Talk

9 years ago, June 14th / 374,961 notes

bechdels:

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

@paghal

9 years ago, June 9th / 639,838 notes

chocahontas:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.

9 years ago, June 9th / 489,052 notes

dailygiffing:

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler give advice to women

9 years ago, June 9th / 204,955 notes

gurljpg:

me when I pretend to be sick to stay home then my mom leaves the house

9 years ago, June 9th / 503,156 notes

runwithskizzers:

i laughed way harder at this than i should have

9 years ago, June 9th / 288,276 notes

nourrice:

im losing my mind

9 years ago, June 9th / 179,298 notes

achievement-hunter:

janedoodles:
vintar:
ghostoctopusink:
black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on
holy shit you’re right
THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN
#it’s happy because it knows it’s safe from everything

9 years ago, June 9th / 165,579 notes